Thanksgiving at the inlaws means you have make shift sleeping arrangements. Setting up the air mattress with a 73 year old man can yield some entertaining comments.
10. Is it in far enough?
9. Feel it. Is it hard enough yet?
8. It isn’t going to work if you don’t keep it pushed up in there.
7. You have to use a certain size thing to stick in.
6. Do we need to try to stick it in the other hole?
5. This one isn’t getting it done like the other one was.
4. Do you have something to punch through this membrane?
3. Its supposed to hold it in there while you screw this thing on.
2. This hole is too big, its gonna leak out.
1. Let me get on my knees before you pull it out.
7 comments:
That's what she said...
I would imagine at 73, you've tried every way to make it fit. Next time try "lifting it up!"
At least he didn't say "a felt covering makes the rubber feel a lot better".
that was SO worth the click!
you said membrane...
Never a dull moment.
I think you have the same warped-perverted mind I have got!! Must be a Nelson thing!! How did you not piss your pants laughing?? I would of!!
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