Putting 11 year old Ozzy Jr to bed:
"So, what is under your pillow?"
"A flashlight and a nerf pistol."
"Give it to me."
"What am I going to do if the house is broken into? How will I protect myself against the bad guys?"
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8 years ago
3 comments:
Hey, I commend his pre-planning. We don't even have that and could be considered closer to the action...
He'd certainly be ready if that masked ne'er-do-well Pillsbury Dough Boy ever breaks in trying to feed his carb habit.
its called preplanning i distract the bad guy while dad knocks him out
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