I've written about my badge before. I don't take proper care of it. Wednesday evening after a long and productive day at the office, my badge happened to fall out of my car. Then my dog ate part of it. It took a day or so to find it in the yard amoungst all the other once cool stuff that he has torn up, but I think it is safe to say that it no longer functions properly. I have been spraying that bitter stuff to keep dogs from chewing on things on everything that I own, but I failed to spray the old corporate badge. In spite of spraying everything with the bitter crap, and buying him $50 worth of chew toys, the list of what he has destroyed continues to grow.
- 1 badge
- 3 exterior door knobs
- 1 awesome moustache magnet my daughter bought for me
- 1 grain bag for steeping
- Many shoes
- Many plastic recyclable items
- 2 pool cues
- 1 exterior door frame
- 1 big shrub in the landscaping
- 8 feet of 4" drainage pipe
- Flowers
- 2 slats on the front porch
- 2 dog beds
- A 2 gallon bucket
- 2 catcher's mits
- 2 bike helmets
- 1 catcher's helmet
- Multiple carpenter's pencils
...I'm too broke and depressed to list any more.
